You Know You're NOT Reformed When
. . . you think the Apostles Creed is the guy who fought Rocky in Rocky I.
. . . you think the Canons of Dort are like the Guns of Navarrone.
. . . you think Ursinus is a nasal condition.
. . . you think Arminians are the people who run convenience stores.
. . . you think the Belgic Confession was from WWII war crimes trials.
. . . you think “popery” in the church makes it smell flowery.
. . . you think the psalter goes with the pepper shaker.
. . . you think unconditional election is a practice of communist dictatorships.
. . . the only “kirk” you know is from Star Trek.
. . . you think the Three Forms of Unity are health, wealth, and happiness.
. . . you think “catechism” and “dogma” relate to pets.
. . . you think Post Tenebras Lux is a breakfast cereal (it’s actually the motto of post-Reformation Geneva).
Lost the link to where I found this, but can anyone think of anymore? What about
"You Know You're not DUTCH Reformed When" lol
... You don't know what a droppey is, and even if you did-there's no way you'd try one.
... You take your 5$ tithe to the bank and exchange them for dimes so that it looks like you
tithed alot. (Not joking, Ben did this!)
One time in church I put a bunch of my loose change into the collection..and my mom got mad at me since it was all dimes, nickels and pennies..
Posted by
Anonymous |
6:03 PM
LOL! Did ben seriously do that? That's hilarious...
And droppeys are the bomb! How can anyone not like them?
Good post.
Posted by
Mel |
5:46 AM
Well if you were raised in a dutch home... then you probably wouldn't like them. I once took some to a friends house and told her to try it.. and she spit it out saying that she hated black licorish (sp?) and then her mom said that she didn't like dutch people.. :S I was offended..
Posted by
Anonymous |
2:56 PM
I'm Dutch and I dont like dropies:)
It seems to be that they are something that you either really like or really don't like. Pepermints are much better, they keep you awake in church and they help calm a cough.
Posted by
Rebecca |
1:40 PM